Dating Advice

From Bellybuttonporn

September 26, 2007 Why do you ask me for dating advice?
I'm not very good at it.
I last had a date a year ago.
Why would my advice be any good?
I suck at dating.
At any rate, I'm averaging approximately 1 pity date per year (on my birthday) with no sex.
How in the hell am I supposed to manage my own love life along with those of every girl I know?
I wish I knew. I wish I had some bomb-ass great advice that would get us all laid with whoever we want.
I'd tell you, then write it in a book.
Then i'd be rich.
Women