Did I tell you about the magical bread?

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March 2, 2007

So I brought in some bread, peanut butter, and jelly to work. I'd make sandwiches out of it for lunch. It was a good deal. Well, I started skipping lunches to help lose weight, and just sort of forgot about it.

So the other day I was thinking about how hungry I was and remembered the sandwich fixins I stashed in the crisper. Whoops. It's definitely rotted by now. So with resignation, I went to the fridge and opened the crisper to throw the old bread out before it started stinking the fridge up.

It was still good. Holy crap! This bread is like 2 months old and there's no mold and it's still soft enough to use. So I made a sandwich.

This was a couple of days ago.

Today I got hungry again so I checked in on the magical bread. After making a sandwich I got curious about the actual age of my magical bread.

Inspecting the entire bag I found the date printed.

It said:

BEST IF PURCHASED BY NOV 09

wow!

This bread is just shy of 4 months old.

It is magical.

Update

March 8, 2007

Today I ate the last sandwich from the loaf of magical bread. It, like all the rest, was delicious.

I will miss you, magical bread.

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