Rube's Steakhouse

From Bellybuttonporn

Ok, so we had to wait about an hour for a table, then wait another half hour to pick out our steaks.

I know of another restaurant where I can cook my own steak, and there's even no waiting. It's called my kitchen!

I also had to assemble my own salad. Really, where in the fuck do they get off making the guests do all the goddamned work and charging them and making them wait so long?

Oh, and they even call the place Rube's. Apt.