SMU

From Bellybuttonporn

Since McDonald's is putting the hard sell on me to stay there, I figure I'll come up with my own way of entertaining myself.

When I start getting job offers, I will calculate my wage not in dollars per year, but in multiples of what my Store Manager makes. Sure, the multiple may not be greater than one, but it'll be big enough to be funny.

For comparison, right now I make .40 SMUs.