Subleaser!

From Bellybuttonporn

No, not really.

You'd think a conversation that begins with "I want to sublease your rooms." would end with a subleaser. But no. Of course not. Oh, and you dumbass, I'm crashing on my friend's couch because I haven't moved a bed in, because I don't have a subleaser yet. So no, that's not a good point.

I am just resigned to the fact that I'm stuck with this $350/month turd until July.