Trisha

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[04:50] babystomper34: guys don't talk to hot women. that's a fact.
[04:51] babystomper34: so an ugly dude who at least talks to them is better than nothing, which is why you see ugly dudes with 10's. cause they have balls.
[04:51] jawz xp: heh
[04:51] jawz xp: yeah
[04:51] babystomper34: now
[04:51] babystomper34: i don't know where my balls went
[04:51] babystomper34: maybe my 10 kept them when she left.
[04:51] jawz xp: where did your balls go?
[04:52] jawz xp: this conversation is worthless without pics
[04:52] babystomper34: what?
[04:53] babystomper34: shit? no one told you the saga?
[04:53] babystomper34: it's a little before your time, young one.
[04:53] jawz xp: the chick why took the pic of her boobs in the mirror?
[04:53] jawz xp: *who
[04:53] babystomper34: huh?
[04:53] jawz xp: sorry, i didn't get on board until summer 2003
[04:54] babystomper34: boobs in the mirror wtf are you talking about?
[04:54] jawz xp: lol
[04:54] jawz xp: um
[04:54] jawz xp: internet lore
[04:54] jawz xp: that i think is st
[04:54] jawz xp: but not sure
[04:54] jawz xp: theres a pic on picdump
[04:54] jawz xp: of a chick taking a picture of her boobs in the mirro
[04:54] jawz xp: r
[04:54] babystomper34: oh the pixelated one?
[04:54] jawz xp: no
[04:56] babystomper34: long story short: this was my girlfriend:
[04:56] babystomper34: Image:Beach_Trisha_5.jpg
[04:56] jawz xp: have that on it
[04:56] jawz xp: holy christ
[04:57] jawz xp: i cant find the boobs pic
[05:00] jawz xp: keith you need to get your balls back
[05:00] babystomper34: I used to throw all the strangetalk parties
[05:00] babystomper34: In fact, my little group of friends invented the strangetalk party.
[05:00] babystomper34: so I was pretty popular
[05:00] babystomper34: then I had the idea to create bbp
[05:01] babystomper34: so one day a guy sends me some pics
[05:01] babystomper34: and I reply and I'm like "dude, no I only want chicks who go to ISU, not shit you found on the internet of professional models"
[05:01] babystomper34: and he's like "no, this is my girlfriend"
[05:01] jawz xp: heh
[05:01] babystomper34: I didn't believe him, so I offered to go over and take pics in person of her bellybutton. So I did.
[05:01] babystomper34: and that's how I met Trisha.
[05:02] jawz xp: so basically totally randomly as usual
[05:02] babystomper34: So then unbeknownst to me, she joined strangetalk (her bf was already on ST) so she could read the stuff I say
[05:02] babystomper34: so skip some time
[05:02] babystomper34: and there was one summer where every friday and saturday there'd be a strangetalk party somewhere in fredericksen court
[05:03] babystomper34: well that summer I went to summer school because summer school kicks ass
[05:03] jawz xp: totally
[05:03] babystomper34: trisha was around too
[05:03] babystomper34: but tim, her bf, graduated that may
[05:03] babystomper34: they're from the same small town in northeast iowa
[05:03] babystomper34: so he went home.
[05:04] babystomper34: well it's about a 3 hour drive, and he and his buddy spent their weekends fixing up a car
[05:04] babystomper34: so. he. never. visited.
[05:04] jawz xp: sigh
[05:04] jawz xp: and you look like him?
[05:04] babystomper34: you're getting ahead of me.
[05:04] jawz xp: lol
[05:04] jawz xp: ok ok
[05:04] babystomper34: SO at these parties
[05:04] babystomper34: everyone would be drunk
[05:04] babystomper34: and sometimes, dude, she'd grab my ass.
[05:04] babystomper34: shit like that.
[05:04] jawz xp: dangerous
[05:05] babystomper34: So at the time,
[05:05] babystomper34: like any ugly dude with a hot chick grabbing one's ass
[05:05] babystomper34: I started to rationalize.
[05:05] jawz xp: lol
[05:05] babystomper34: well, it's a joke.
[05:05] babystomper34: or
[05:05] babystomper34: her boyfriend's out of town and she's just lonely and drunk and confused.
[05:05] babystomper34: whatever.
[05:05] babystomper34: Fast forward again
[05:05] babystomper34: It's my birthday, september 27th
[05:06] babystomper34: wait
[05:06] babystomper34: rewind
[05:06] babystomper34: in fact, rewind before that summer
[05:06] babystomper34: in april I was the president of TRA
[05:06] babystomper34: and we had a big festival called exTRAvaganza
[05:06] babystomper34: it was a huge success, and I had an after-party.
[05:06] babystomper34: So I felt like a rockstar for putting extravaganza on
[05:06] babystomper34: have you ever been in towers?
[05:07] jawz xp: no
[05:07] jawz xp: but
[05:07] jawz xp: i do remember extravaganza
[05:07] babystomper34: I lived at the end of one of teh halls, each floor is shaped like an H
[05:07] jawz xp: yeah
[05:07] babystomper34: so when I got to my floor, there was about 50 people lined up in the hallway waiting for me to get there.
[05:07] babystomper34: I was a total fucking rockstar.
[05:07] babystomper34: Trisha and her boyfriend were at extravaganza so I invited them to the after party.
[05:08] babystomper34: He didn't want to go, but she convinced him to.
[05:08] babystomper34: They showed up kinda late.
[05:08] babystomper34: so the room was packed.
[05:08] babystomper34: like 40 people in my dorm room
[05:08] babystomper34: it was crazy
[05:08] babystomper34: so theyr'e stuck by the door
[05:08] babystomper34: and she gets down on her hands an dknees
[05:08] babystomper34: and crawls through people's legs
[05:08] babystomper34: and gets over to the bar, where I am
[05:08] babystomper34: and is all close and leaning on me and grabbing me and shit
[05:09] babystomper34: her backpack full of booze is on my loft bed, so she jumps up onto the bar to grab it
[05:09] babystomper34: it was all very hottt
[05:09] babystomper34: so her boyfriend is trapped yb the door
[05:09] babystomper34: watching her all over me
[05:09] babystomper34: and is pissed.
[05:09] babystomper34: ok
[05:09] babystomper34: fast forward again
[05:10] babystomper34: to my birthday party.
[05:10] babystomper34: trisha comes to my birthday party.
[05:10] jawz xp: this is hott
[05:10] babystomper34: it is very relaxed, video games, pizza, drinking
[05:10] babystomper34: so everyone goes to perkins
[05:10] babystomper34: trisha is very drunk
[05:11] babystomper34: a friend of mine, and of tims, Andy, drives everyone to perkins
[05:11] babystomper34: trisha and I are in the backseat and she's all over me
[05:11] babystomper34: and I'm freaking out.
[05:11] babystomper34: wtf?!?!
[05:12] babystomper34: so after perkins, he's dropping me off and is like "Trisha I'll give you a ride home"
[05:12] babystomper34: and she's like "No, my car's here, so I'll just go up to keith's room to grab my stuff and then drive myself home"
[05:12] babystomper34: So back in my room
[05:12] babystomper34: it's me
[05:12] babystomper34: trisha
[05:12] babystomper34: and larfnarf.
[05:12] babystomper34: we decide to watch a couple movies.
[05:13] babystomper34: we're on one couch and without supervision, start doing bad things.
[05:13] babystomper34: so we made out
[05:13] babystomper34: and larf was on the other couch, passed out
[05:13] babystomper34: so she was dry humping me pretty hard
[05:14] babystomper34: and the buttons on her jeans were really ripping into me
[05:14] babystomper34: so I was like "hey, could you take your jeans off?"
[05:14] babystomper34: AND SHE DID!
[05:14] babystomper34: so without going into graphic details
[05:14] babystomper34: we ended up having sex right there, with big gay larfnarf sleeping on the other couch.
[05:14] babystomper34: oops
[05:14] jawz xp: lol
[05:14] babystomper34: so then
[05:14] babystomper34: then!
[05:14] jawz xp: big gay larfnarf
[05:15] jawz xp: yeah
[05:15] babystomper34: yeah
[05:15] babystomper34: if he knew what was going on...straight sex...he'd have freaked out.
[05:15] jawz xp: heh
[05:15] babystomper34: oh
[05:15] babystomper34: and i want to point out
[05:15] babystomper34: at the time, I was still pretty buzzed, and she was sober.
[05:15] babystomper34: so we talk and decide not to tell anyone, and to just leave it at a mistake
[05:15] babystomper34: then later we're talking
[05:16] babystomper34: and i'll be damned, she comes over and holy crap.
[05:16] babystomper34: so yeah
[05:16] babystomper34: it was pretty shitty
[05:16] babystomper34: we were cheating on her boyfriend tim
[05:16] jawz xp: yeah
[05:16] babystomper34: and we both felt really guilty about it
[05:17] babystomper34: but basically didn't want to stop either.
[05:17] babystomper34: so she told him about it
[05:17] babystomper34: while I was at work one day he drove in from their home town and slashed my door up with a knife.
[05:17] babystomper34: glad I was at work.
[05:17] babystomper34: So it's over.
[05:17] babystomper34: Well, except we were still seeing each other.
[05:18] babystomper34: So then in february she got up the courage to finally break up with him.
[05:18] babystomper34: oh, and when strangetalk found out about what was going on
[05:18] babystomper34: it polarized everyone.
[05:18] babystomper34: so the reason I don't really host or go to strangetalk parties
[05:18] babystomper34: is tim's friends basically won.
[05:19] babystomper34: so we dated
[05:19] babystomper34: that summer was hard, cause she went back home to work.
[05:19] babystomper34: very hard, cause she works at the casino boat where tim works.
[05:19] babystomper34: I spend the entire summer brooding and pissed cause I think she's cheating on me.
[05:19] babystomper34: but she says she didn't.
[05:19] babystomper34: of course, she's a cheater already, I know that for a fact.
[05:20] babystomper34: gives a guy a lot to think about when he's sitting alone, ya know?
[05:20] jawz xp: who the fuck is tim
[05:20] babystomper34: so then the next year we date
[05:20] babystomper34: her ex boyfriend
[05:20] jawz xp: does he still exist on st
[05:20] jawz xp: when did he end st
[05:20] babystomper34: just a sec man
[05:20] jawz xp: k
[05:21] babystomper34: in novemberish
[05:21] babystomper34: tim gets really sick with some bacterial thing.
[05:21] babystomper34: he's got pericarditis, an inflamation of the tissue surrounding his heart.
[05:21] babystomper34: he could die.
[05:22] babystomper34: so she spends every weekend visiting him.
[05:22] jawz xp: this is some drama right here
[05:22] babystomper34: and I have to just take it.
[05:22] babystomper34: cause wtf am I supposed to say?
[05:22] babystomper34: she dated him since she was 14 for christ's sake.
[05:22] babystomper34: and this is how I know i'm fundamentally a bad person.
[05:22] babystomper34: I really honestly wish he'd have died.
[05:23] babystomper34: Not because I hate him. I don't. I'm really sorry for what I did.
[05:23] babystomper34: but just because I'm selfish, and I want her.
[05:23] babystomper34: So I'm basically not a cool dude.
[05:23] babystomper34: anyhow
[05:23] babystomper34: at the end of that school year
[05:24] babystomper34: see, she'd been also going back home on the weekends to work at the casino
[05:24] babystomper34: she goes home to work a few shifts
[05:24] babystomper34: she's staying in ames for the summer
[05:24] babystomper34: and it's going to be great, cause we'll have free time to go camping and shit like that
[05:24] babystomper34: right after finals she goes home to work a few shifts
[05:24] babystomper34: and when she gets back
[05:25] babystomper34: she tells me she's going home for the summer.
[05:25] babystomper34: And she's going back to tim.
[05:25] babystomper34: I'd been staying at her place. She went right back home the next day, giving me a few days to get my stuff out before tim came with her to move all of her stuff out.
[05:26] babystomper34: in a few weeks
[05:26] babystomper34: we developed a routine
[05:26] babystomper34: where every night after work she'd call me and we'd talk.
[05:26] babystomper34: hell, some times we even had phone sex.
[05:27] babystomper34: a couple times we met in CR to hang out. Nothing really naughty happened, aside from the fact that tim didn't know she was meeting me there.
[05:27] babystomper34: But then one day she realized she needed to move on.
[05:27] babystomper34: and that's for the best.
[05:27] babystomper34: I still want her so badly.
[05:27] babystomper34: it's been about a year and a half.
[05:27] jawz xp: that is horrible
[05:28] babystomper34: so I don't talk to her.
[05:28] babystomper34: and she doesn't talk to me.
[05:28] babystomper34: well
[05:28] babystomper34: on my birthday she called to wish me a happy birthday.
[05:28] babystomper34: I couldn't really take it so I made an excuse to hang up quickly
[05:28] babystomper34: I called her on her birthday in january and left a message for her.
[05:28] babystomper34: She married tim last november. In jamaica.
[05:29] babystomper34: I called her and wished her a happy marriage.
[05:29] babystomper34: fucking liar.
[05:29] jawz xp: lol
[05:29] babystomper34: hardest phone call I ever made.
[05:29] jawz xp: babystomper34: I called her and wished her a happy marriage.
[05:29] jawz xp: that's the best
[05:30] babystomper34: tim is tfin on strangetalk.
[05:30] babystomper34: he used to be the automotive mod.
[05:30] babystomper34: but he stopped posting on strangetalk shortly after trisha and I started seeing each other.
[05:30] jawz xp: ah
[05:30] babystomper34: she stopped posting too, because of how judgemental everyone was.
[05:30] babystomper34: so now it's just me.
[05:31] jawz xp: well everyone is judgemental
[05:31] jawz xp: any time a chick posts
[05:31] jawz xp: she gets flamed
[05:31] babystomper34: nate, fuzzy, that group of guys.
[05:31] jawz xp: granted chicks suck at the internet
[05:31] jawz xp: but still
[05:31] babystomper34: they are all tim's friends.
[05:31] jawz xp: really
[05:31] babystomper34: so maybe that explains that dynamic for you a bit.
[05:31] jawz xp: yeah
[05:31] jawz xp: well i mean i refer to them as the 2001 crowd
[05:31] babystomper34: time has mellowed it all out.
[05:31] jawz xp: yeah
[05:31] babystomper34: but thanks to my supar mod powarz
[05:32] babystomper34: pretty much any reference to our little thing
[05:32] babystomper34: or trisha, or whatever
[05:32] babystomper34: I get rid of it asap.
[05:32] babystomper34: so please don't go find old posts about it or anything and bump them.
[05:33] jawz xp: honestly i don't really care
[05:33] jawz xp: ive dealt with bullshit before
[05:33] babystomper34: so that's the story of why keith is a big weeping douche.
[05:33] jawz xp: but nothing as prolonged and painful as that
[05:33] jawz xp: meh, everyone has a reason
[05:33] babystomper34: i think i'm going to post this on bbp
[05:33] babystomper34: I've been wanting to post something about it
[05:33] jawz xp: sounds good
[05:33] jawz xp: well you might as well
[05:33] babystomper34: just didn't want to write it all out. gets tiring explaining it all..
[05:33] babystomper34: copy and paste works better.